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shotsfordays
1 min ago
You know how I know you're a fanook? You take blood pressure medication.
It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head
shotsfordays
1 min ago
What's a Movie/TV show that you were surprised by the maturity rating?
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shotsfordays
1 min ago
When it's family movie night and Tony scrolls past the "Black Voices" category
It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head
shotsfordays
1 min ago
"Ramp"
It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head
shotsfordays
1 min ago
That's why you gotta live for today
It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head
shotsfordays
1 min ago
And I'd eat out her mole while I was down there 👅
It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head
shotsfordays
1 min ago
Tony!
It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head
shotsfordays
1 min ago
This Full Self-Driving's fucking killer.
It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head
shotsfordays
1 min ago
I lost 95 pounds and survived melanoma. He couldn't quit smoking?
It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head
shotsfordays
1 min ago
20 years of tissues...and you come home to this.
It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head
shotsfordays
1 min ago
Fuck those jerks. What do you care what they think?
It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head
shotsfordays
1 min ago
The pool cue, I wonder if it chalked with shit.
It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head
shotsfordays
1 min ago
A gerbil, ma'am.
It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head
shotsfordays
1 min ago
Holy shit! Look! He was clean-shaven, he's got fucking pubes now!
It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head
shotsfordays
1 min ago
You look like a FAGGOT-ASS CORNHOLING COCKSUCKER LIKE MARRIED MY COUSIN...make me sick.
It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head
shotsfordays
1 min ago
Sometimes you call me "FAGGOT-ASS CORNHOLING COCKSUCKER LIKE MARRIED MY COUSIN" Jr.
It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head
shotsfordays
1 min ago
Listen to you. Why do you always talk like a Puerto Rican whore?
It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head
shotsfordays
1 min ago
Patrick's swim meet is tomorrow, and he needed me for practice!
It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head
shotsfordays
1 min ago
-"Where's our special day?" -"It's gone".
It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head
shotsfordays
1 min ago
Ralphie wants it known that it's on him, he takes full responsibility, but that Tracee slipped. They were arguing, I don't know. She fell.
It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head
shotsfordays
1 min ago
Netanyahu wants it known that it's on him, he takes full responsibility, but that he didn't do nothin'.
It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head
shotsfordays
1 min ago
I'm tellin ya, this disinformation shit, it's an effective technique! It's a friggin' ace!
It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head
shotsfordays
1 min ago
ICE, Ton', when it hangs around...but it gets power-hungry. It dilutes the freedoms, especially immigrants.
It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head
shotsfordays
1 min ago
She puts her faggy hand on my shoulder and says "do your best".
It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head
shotsfordays
1 min ago
Want a date? I'll give you half and half in the back of the cave.
It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head