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You know how I know you're a fanook? You take blood pressure medication.

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

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What's a Movie/TV show that you were surprised by the maturity rating?

r/AskReddit is the place to ask and answer thought-provoking questions.

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When it's family movie night and Tony scrolls past the "Black Voices" category

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

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"Ramp"

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

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That's why you gotta live for today

It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

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And I'd eat out her mole while I was down there 👅

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

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Tony!

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

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This Full Self-Driving's fucking killer.

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

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I lost 95 pounds and survived melanoma. He couldn't quit smoking?

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

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20 years of tissues...and you come home to this.

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

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Fuck those jerks. What do you care what they think?

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

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The pool cue, I wonder if it chalked with shit.

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

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A gerbil, ma'am.

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

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Holy shit! Look! He was clean-shaven, he's got fucking pubes now!

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

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You look like a FAGGOT-ASS CORNHOLING COCKSUCKER LIKE MARRIED MY COUSIN...make me sick.

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

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Sometimes you call me "FAGGOT-ASS CORNHOLING COCKSUCKER LIKE MARRIED MY COUSIN" Jr.

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

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Listen to you. Why do you always talk like a Puerto Rican whore?

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

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Patrick's swim meet is tomorrow, and he needed me for practice!

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

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-"Where's our special day?" -"It's gone".

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

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Ralphie wants it known that it's on him, he takes full responsibility, but that Tracee slipped. They were arguing, I don't know. She fell.

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

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Netanyahu wants it known that it's on him, he takes full responsibility, but that he didn't do nothin'.

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

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I'm tellin ya, this disinformation shit, it's an effective technique! It's a friggin' ace!

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

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ICE, Ton', when it hangs around...but it gets power-hungry. It dilutes the freedoms, especially immigrants.

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

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She puts her faggy hand on my shoulder and says "do your best".

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

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Want a date? I'll give you half and half in the back of the cave.

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head